As promised, my first entry in a line of startups that never happened is about ‘BoxBay Computers Inc.’.
Conception
The original idea came from a trip to CompuCare to buy a bunch of computer parts for a machine I was building. I drug along a friend of mine and my parents probably have a better idea of when exactly this was — but I am going to guess the summer of 1997 or 1998. The idea was that if a place like CompuCare can build relationships with vendors and get all these great deals on computer why can’t we do that too?
Execution
I knew enough to know that there would be money involved, and the friend of mine happened to be pretty good with numbers, so we decided that he would handle all the money and I would handle all the computer stuff. Before I really knew what was going on, he had headed down to the city to apply for a business license. Another good friend of mine was knee deep in design as he cranked out an actually very attractive web site and the next thing we knew we had boxbay.com online and sorta ready for some attention. BoxBay of course coming from the fact that we lived right on Bellingham Bay, and that we would be selling computer ‘boxes’, sounds like reasonable logic to me! The garage at my house had tools, gardening equipment and a couple boats in it, but it was the summer so what would be a better time than to move everything out to make way for our new computer business. At this point we have a business license, a metal box with about 40 dollars in it, a nice to look at but otherwise useless web site, and absolutely nothing to sell. The next step was to mail off all kinds of things to hardware vendors so that we could get really kickin’ deals and sweep all of our competition off their feet. After signing up for all the whole sale programs the mail started arriving.
After the initial excitement of the free posters and stickers we got, we quickly realized that the only way we would get any deals on hardware was if we ordered it in bulk. The more we ordered the cheaper things would get by the unit. This is very simple stuff that you would think a couple smart high school freshman would have known at this point, but nothing drives the point home like a real world example.
Collapse
We collected hardware orders from everyone we knew, including going far over our budget for our personal ‘upgrades’ to our machines and were still somewhere around 195 orders short to get the very lowest discount a business could get. Somewhere around this point we sort of became bored of the whole thing, and had ‘hung out’ for too many long summer days in a row and it was now time to head off to something new and interesting. I have no idea what that was, but I do remember running around the neighborhood playing tag with roman candles (So that puts us in the ball park of the 4th of July for this whole endeavor).
Conclusion
Never go sign up for a business license until you really plan to do something with it. The thing costs money, they continually contact you and if you don’t take care of it you can wind up paying a bunch of fees. This will not be the last time in my career to make this exact mistake. We received mail for this dead computer company for many years after this, and as you can imagine my folks were not super happy to be the mailing address for anything ‘BoxBay Computers’ related that showed up at the house.
Additionally, a very important lesson I didn’t forget from this whole experience was that businesses cost money, doing business costs money, and making money costs money. This point came up daily, in almost every class I took while I was on the road to my BA in Business — but by that point I was fully prepped for that multiple choice question in Economics, Finance, Accounting, Entrepreneurship etc. wow, that makes me think school should actually make people try to start a business instead of… well that’s a story for another day.
Note
Coronix.net (I was really into Unix, and thought I liked Cervesa..) was even shorter lived than BoxBay, however in reality did have a much higher chance of survival — and it did for a few weeks
Coronix was going to be a Web Design company, that did custom web sites for every business in town. You are probably thinking ‘Oh man that market is flooded’, and it is, but it wasn’t in 1999. The web site was covered with images I had designed in Bryce 2, there was text jammed in between the massive images of completely out of context items including trees, rocks, probably a modeled waterfall I found in a tutorial and many kitchen appliances I found in free Bryce object files. There was a contact form that called a CGI and sent my hotmail account a completely unformatted string of inputs from the user.
I was the ‘web developer’ in that I knew how to use Dreamweaver, had learned HTML in 7th and 8th grade and considered myself a master. I also knew how to do roll over buttons with JavaScript, but really had no idea how it was possible to do what I was doing. Eventually this web site evolved into me downloading the entire source for the Microsoft.com web site at the time (which was baby blue, with JavaScript drop down menus to all their products) and CSS to make the hyperlinks change color. The bar across the top also rounded in the right corner — which I had to have.
Coronix died a peaceful death, as the domain expired the content stayed alive on a friends 9.99 a year hosting account until he forget to pay the bill. However during this period of time I did wind up doing about 5 web sites for people I knew in the area, and sparked my interest in CGI… which slowly evolved into PERL, then PHP and finally Python (also a story for another day). I would forever enjoy making money off of web sites, and making web sites for absolutely no money, reason or purpose other than my creative zing.
We will jump a few years into the future next time, and check out how facebook really did steal my idea.. no seriously they really did — I have a newspaper article written by the WSU news paper about this web site about 2 months before wsufacebook.com showed up! Okay okay, all that goes in the next entry, stay tuned.